Probably Just Drunk - Medical Alert Bracelet - Gifts Under 25 - Stocking Stuffer - Funny Jewelry . Beer Drinker . 21st Birthday Gift

Name: Probably Just Drunk - Medical Alert Bracelet - Gifts Under 25 - Stocking Stuffer - Funny Jewelry . Beer Drinker . 21st Birthday Gift
Brand: CynicalRedhead
SKU: 478250424
Price: 23.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (4797 reviews)

CynicalRedhead

Ships from Illinois

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Handmade item
Ships from Illinois! Shorter shipping distances are kinder to the planet
Materials: aluminum bracelet blank
Made to Order

I decided to do a little line of alternative medical alert bracelets.

This one is for the friend who is most likely to alarm others with her slurred words, staggering walk, and propensity for falling asleep in random places.

Cuff is 3/8 inch wide, but very lightweight and strong. Easily adjusts to fit your wrist perfectly.

Cuffs are available for wrists up to 8 inches and for 8 inches and over. Cuffs that fit bracelets up to 8 inches can adjust to fit very small wrists as well.

✰ Letters are stamped, one by one, into the metal, then bracelet is formed by hand. Bracelet is then filed around the edges to smoothness and polished by hand.

✰ Bracelets may have small imperfections and softened edges due to hammering and forming the bracelet. Each letter will not be perfectly centered or the exact depth as every other.

✰ Just gently pull or squeeze it to achieve a perfect fit.

✰ Bracelets are made of 100% aluminum.

✰ Bracelets do not tarnish or corrode and are so light, you forget you're even wearing them.

✰ Aluminum can often be worn even by those who have problems wearing other metals, without any adverse reaction.

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Please feel free to contact me for custom work. I love making personal gifts.

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Ships from Charleston, IL

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If your order has already shipped, there is unfortunately nothing I can do to retrieve it, and you will be responsible for repurchasing.

If your original order comes back to me in the mail, I will refund the cost of the original order, minus shipping. If I do not receive it, I will not refund the order as it was due to customer error and not an error on my part.

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I hate for you to not receive your package, but I simply cannot afford to resend orders out for free due to incorrect address being given.

To keep your jewelry looking its best, do not sleep in your cuffs.

Do not spray alcohol based items such as perfume directly on your hand stamped jewelry. This may cause the color of the text to fade.

If your aluminum cuff, key chain, or pendant gets scratched, minor scratches can be buffed out with a jewelry buffer or polishing cloth.

All copper and brass pieces are buffed with microcrystalline wax to avoid tarnish, but these metals still should not be worn in water.

Copper and brass may eventually leave a green tint on the skin. This is a normal occurrence with both metals, and it is harmless. It will wash off easily with soap and water.